Author's note: Just for tits fun...with apologies to Raymond Chandler and Mickey Spillane.
"Keep it up big, baby, just a little more ...I'm soooo close...."
Thelma was waitressing, serving drinks access to the five big or six people scattered big at bigtits small tables throughout the club. I stayed just inside big the entrance big to the club until she tits returned to bigtits the bar and sat down, then walked over to her and big pulled out my lighter to start the cigarette bigtits she'd just placed in her mouth.
In a moment big, the bigtits door bigtits opened to a stunning sight: a small, beautiful Oriental woman dressed similarly to Thelma, only with dark bigtits hair running tits down to her bottom, as big opposed to Thelma's short red ringlets. She smiled and nodded at Thelma, then bowed us both into the tits room big.
And access, if bigtits hadn't already big had big hold of my tits hand, I think at that point I might have turned around bigtits and gotten my ass out of there.
His mouth tightened in big a slight grin, but the tightening tits of his grip on my hand showed he was not amused. "Its something I've been wearing since before big you were born, Mr. Pain."
"In so many words, yes."
After she left, I managed to wipe most of big the piss from my crotch bigtits and legs big, glad that my tits bladder hadn't been very big full. Even as I was putting access the towel I had used big in the hamper for used linen, Thelma was back at the door; in her hands big were my pants and underwear tits, clean, with bigtits no hint of big the bigtits 'accident big' with which they had bigtits been soiled. When I went big to put the pants back on, I even big had to remove the customary safety pin and the tag bigtits that was attached to it.
"So what's the deal with this place? Why set big yourself up as a second-rate hypno-magician-whatever in a dead-end big saloon at the big edge of nowhere?"
Shaking bigtits my head slowly from side-to-side, I tried to puzzle big out exactly when my sanity train had big left its tracks. That's tits when I big noticed bigtits that Thelma was bigtits on the floor near the door, licking the floor. At the spot where I pissed my pants.
"Come, come, Sam...you're alone in life, you don't even have big a secretary, and Thelma hasn't left this place in access 200 years. She needs big someone to keep her in check while she's learning all bigtits the big ropes." Lucifer lowered big his voice big conspiratorially big. "And besides...she gives great head." He turned to Thelma. "Show him."
As I trembled in big ecstasy and big agony, Thelma big looked up sweetly from between big my legs and big whispered, "I tits'm so looking big forward to servicing big the best private tits dick in the big world."
But what came out of my mouth was "Thelma 's...private...dick...."
Am I imagining things, or is big that the Devil smiling up at me access?